Oh Customers

how do i hate thee?
Let me count the ways:

• You all herd into one long line like cattle instead of splitting up into the 5 other open lines.
• You then proceed to get angry that you are in a long line that wouldn't exist if it weren't for you
• You stare at the menu's for a good five minutes before you come up to me and have no idea what you want to eat
• When i offer you an upgrade to the large refillable soda you quickly refuse with the self satisfaction that you were not persuaded by my tricks. A half hour later you return and ask for a refill for you medium soda. We've already covered this. fifty cents more for a large refillable soda or 4.75 more for a whole new soda because mediums ARE NOT refillable.
  
• if you are pregnant and grumpy you then proceed to through said medium at my head.
• For some odd reason you think you are always right. you're not
• You are incapable of figuring out how to use automatic paper towel dispensers and insist they have run out when they've just been changed.
  
• You pay with two twenties for something that costs $20.5
• Even if you are a girl, you miss the toilet
• You think we can't tell when you've pulled something out of the garbage. You're gross, and one day I'm going to tell your girlfriend that you've sent to find seats that you're feeding her out of containers that you've gone dumpster diving for
  
• The more you smell the less you adhere to my personal bubble
• if you're a guy you think i'm hitting on you and/or that you have the right to hit on me. If you're a girl you think i'm hitting on you're man. Please just take you're food, give me my money and get out of line so that i can quickly forget that you even exist
  
• You let your kids carry the items you know you are going to spill
• You seem to think that when you get a refill that you don't have to stand in line. And when you are not paid attention to because i'm with another customer(one that knows the line rule) you bang your items on the counter to get attention.
• If it weren't for you i wouldn't have a job, i wouldn't have money and therefore would not have Internet access to be even posting this.